May 2013
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*about to get murdered*
murderer: any last words
me: imagine how is touch the sky
murderer:
me:
*escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet
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I have got myself into a mood where I’m over thinking everything and just want to cry but I can’t do that because then I’ll get myself into an even worse mood because I let myself cry. I just don’t even know what I’m doing anymore I could do with a few months off from general life until I figure out how to handle it.
To prince: now you wont have to ask simon
constellation-of-kasterburous:
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
menstruation is when I turn into a ball of sadness
ovulation is when I turn into a ball of hornyness
lolyoureabitch:
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
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My current mentality is fuck it why am i even bothering.
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
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I have successfully got no work done this weekend so I shall spend all night worrying about that. Yet when I go to do work so I don’t have to worry my brain just gives up. Well done Caitlin’s brain that was clever of you.
kappa773:
teamfreesexuality:
proudlyinsane:
timelord-and-fishcustard:
There’s a difference between
and
The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
you should all go to your blogs and hover over them
You should
GET IN THE TARDIS EVERYONE WE'RE GOING TO NOVEMBER...
david-john-mcdonald:
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
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crazedteensie:
I love how some people in the eurovision tag are getting really passionate and angry about the fact that their country didn’t win
and we’re just sat here overjoyed that our score got in to double figures
swinubuh:
When i find myself in times of trouble Greece comes on to me speaking words of wisdom alcohol is free
at eurovision you either have a classy but incredibly boring song or a WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON song there is no inbetween
