my sense of humor is so warped
i don’t laugh at actual jokes
i laugh at things like:
I WILL BUY AMERICA FOR 2 GOAT
NO NO THAT IS TOO MUCH GOAT
I appreciate soap so much because look at it
so much time and careful handiwork must go into making these
some are pretty beautiful
or wicked adorable
you can give it to a loved one
or just sit there and drool at it
but you dudes had better appreciate the heck out of your soap
The Soap Fandom doesn’t fuck around.
Ever feel abandoned, Will? (NBC Hannibal, Coquilles)
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
I can handle the fact I’ve returned home 6lbs heavier than I left, I cannot handle the fact the only possibly reason the lbs have appeared is alcohol. I feel like I should eat fruit or something my insides are being slowly killed with unhealthiness
Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad?
“THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.”
Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^
Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to get such an earful after he actually dies.
A whole world of ear related humor and you go with earful?